BFD

BCBusiness takes you inside one of the most outrageously upmarket real estate offerings in the province

Address: 4281 Pine Crescent

Price: $10,880,000

Listing: R2493497

The skinny: Six-bedroom, eight-bathroom, 6,000-square-foot house on 9,116 square feet in Vancouver’s Shaughnessy

The bling: OK, kids, class is in session. Or should we say glass? Because that’s what you’re going to find on this Shaughnessy corner lot—wall-to-wall windows and mirrors. Hey, if you aren't gazing out at your beautifully manicured lawn (don’t dare step foot in it, by the way) or at the one pedestrian per day who takes a stroll in your wonderfully bereft-of-people neighbourhood, you might as well look at your gorgeous self. 

Accompanying the glass is enough granite and marble to make Tony Stark blush. Speaking of which, Iron Man would be able to entertain his Avenger friends in style here. Not only does this place have a massive two-part kitchen bigger than many Vancouver apartments, but there’s a home theatre, an outdoor fireplace and a wine cellar to boot.

And we’re pretty sure Ms. Peacock was murdered in the bathroom below (with a shard of glass, perhaps?), so maybe Tony and the crew could solve that, too.

The hidden extras: A four-car garage and (even though there’s no pool) a sauna.

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