Big Fat Deal: $38 million to prove you are truly the condo king

Each week, BCBusiness takes you inside one of the most outrageously upmarket real estate offerings in the province

Address: PH02-1011 West Cordova Street, Coal Harbour

Price: $38,000,000

MLS: R2229814

The skinny: Four-bedroom, five-bathroom, 6,654-square-foot condo in the Fairmont Pacific Rim in Vancouver.

The bling: Going up in the world? Like being on top? Then this could be the condo for you, my friend. Nothing says you are king of the hill like spending almost $40M on a flat; Croesus can darn well hold your beer, right? You know you’ve always wanted to live in a space ridiculous enough it could double as a tech company millennial working environment, and here it is—just add a Ping-Pong table in the living room and make sure the maid knows you never want to see the bottom of those crazy “just for fun” bowls of popcorn mix and M&Ms dotted around the place. And because you live at the top of a swanky hotel, you’ll never have to send out for sushi or make your own avocado toast again. In fact, with facilities like these, you may never even have to dirty the soles of your shoes on the sidewalk with the little people—heck, there’s a helipad across the street you could practically zipline down to. Wheeeeee….

The hidden extras: In-suite laundry (in case your money needs a wash), 2,900 square feet of outdoor patio space, because you deserve more pot plant and putting space than the average Vancouverite has to house their family of four.