Avoiding the Office Flu

Avoiding office flu | BCBusiness

1. Ensure that even your anti-flu shot colleagues get immunized. After all, if they fall ill, you’re going down with them.
2. Enforce obligatory hand-sanitizer rubdowns for anyone entering your office.
3. Avoid touching doorknobs, elevator buttons, taps, keyboards, phones, pens—everything you come into contact with has the ability to make you sick.
4. Decorate and accessorize a hygienic mask so it looks more fashionable than medical.
5. Replace germ-spreading handshakes with intense eye contact.
6. Ever seen the Bubble Boy episode of Seinfeld? You know what to do.