Dealing with Kids on Spring Break

1. Tell people you’re getting routine surgery. That’s at least a week of “sick” days at home with the kids (and get-well-soon gifts).

2. Start a temporary in-office daycare. All you need is one precocious 10-year-old to maintain control.

3. Pet-friendly offices have it made–just dig out those animal ears from Halloween to disguise offspring.

4. Cute kids garner so much attention that it’ll be 5 p.m. before your little one escapes the clutches of the office cat lady.

5. This is why office doors have locks.

6. Hasn’t your office been looking to hire a new receptionist, anyway?